ggaga:

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

itchycoil:

I have 2 “head” “cannons” …. They’re called my nostrils

railroadsoftware:

a lot of people (cowards) don’t like mint ice cream. i’m not one of them

thebootydiaries:

Me:*is doin me*

Yall:*are mad*

landorus:

cashier: that’ll be $4.20

me: bruh

cashier: bruh

horchatamexicana:

“you have nice hands” means finger me like that’s it